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/*
  TOP SECRET Microsoft(c) Code
  Project: Chicago(tm)
  
  Projected release-date:
  Summer 1994, Spring 1995
  
*/

#include <stdio.h>
#include <dos.h>
#include <conio.h>
#include "win31.h"
#include "evenmore.h"
#include "oldstuff.h"
#include "billrulz.h"


/*
  Reference:
  Internal memo #99281-95 from:
     William H. Gates III
  to:
     Executive managers Chicago(tm)-project

  William H. Gates III wrote:
    "I have seriouu doubts about the 'EASY' installation-definition. It
     might prevent customers to think that they actually bought something
     _good_. Therefore I want the installation-definition to be 'HARD'.

                                                Carry on,
                                                        God Bill
    "
*/
#define INSTALL = HARD

void main()
{
  while(!CRASHED)
    {
      display_copyright_message();
      display_bill_rules_message();
      do_nothing_loop();
      if(first_time_installation)
	{
	  make_50_megabyte_swapfile();
	  do_nothing_loop();
	  totally_screw_up_HPFS_file_system();
	  search_and_destroy_the_rest_of_OS/2();
	  hang_system();
	}
      write_something(anything);
      display_copyright_message();
      do_nothing_loop();
      do_some_stuff();
      if(still_not_crashed)
	{
	  display_copyright_message();
	  do_nothing_loop();
	  basically_run_windows_3.1();
	  do_nothing_loop();
	  do_nothing_loop();
	}
    }
  
  /*
    Reference:
    Internal memo #99683-95 from:
       Executive managers Chicago(tm)-project
    to:
       William H. Gates III

  Executive managers Chicago(tm)-project wrote:
  "Dear Sir,
   Since we have found that this last piece of code within the
   'if'-statement will never execute, we descided NOT to include it in
   the final code. This way we will save atleast another 5 megabytes of
   consumer-diskspace!

                        Thank you for listening to us,
                            the executive managers of the Chicago(tm)-project
  "
*/

/*
  if(still_not_crashed)
    {
       write_cheer();
       finished();
    }
*/

  create_general_protection_fault();
}